Blessed and Highly Favored.

Omg! Look at this baby’s face…this don’t make no sense.

Letter from satan

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you.I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool! You are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don’t love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven,and I’m going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I’m going to make your life a living hell. That way we’ll be together twice.This will really hurt God. Thanks to you. I’m really showing Him who’sboss in your life. With all of the good times we’ve had….. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, stealing, lying, hypocriting, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, backstabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position,NO respect for the church, bad attitudes: SURELY you don’t want to give all this up.Come on, Fool, let’s burn together forever. I’ve got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from meto you. I’d like to say “THANKS” for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible. I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in. HA HA HA You make me sick.Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older. I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in thepresence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I’ll be back in a couple ofseconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere,confess your sins, live for God with what little bit of life that you haveleft. It’s not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and stillsinning, it’s becoming a bit ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate you…… IT’S JUST THAT YOU’D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.P.S. - And if you really love me, you won’t share this letter with anyone.


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When Nickelodeon was more realistic 

OG Triple OG 

Kel’s face!!!

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This cute little dumpling ..


This cute little dumpling ..

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"Only 5 percent of women have the type of body we see on billboards and in TV commercials. The "Expose" project wants you to see the remaining 95 percent.” (Huffington Post Article)

Tell me something.

When was the last time you opened up your browser and saw a beautiful image of a body shape that looked just like yours?

When was the last time you saw an image of skin markings that looked just like yours?

When was the last time you saw an image of breasts that looked just like yours? An ass that looked just like yours? Scars that looked just like yours? A belly that looked just like yours? 

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the police in a nutshell

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What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

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